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Location: Espoo, Finland

Monday, January 02, 2006

Huumoria Venäjältä

  • America is fighting two wars: one with terrorism and another with obesity. It’s double luck when it finds a fat terrorist.
  • New TV show “Who want to be a millionaire”. Its host Vladimir Putin invites all Russian billionaires to participate.
  • Officer on duty reports to the Siberian jail chief, “Bad news: we don’t have any money, there’s no electricity, no water, no food, our guards are on strike. Good news: Khodorkovkiy is coming.”
  • When Jesus wants to punish America he sends storms, tornados, fires and floods. When he wants to punish other nations he sends Americans.
  • George Bush secretly visited Iraq. The level of secrecy was unprecedented. Only five persons knew about it. Lora Bush was informed an hour before the flight. George Bush wasn’t informed at all.
Via Russian Blog

2 Comments:

Blogger Rauno Rasanen said...

Hahhaa! Huumori on lopulta aika samanlaista kaikkialla - sekä (ennenmuuta) vahingoniloa että paradoksien "viljelyä"...

Huumori siis "yhdistää" parhaiten toisiinsa kaikki kansat ja ihmiset?

Mitä nyt tuo vahingonilo aina pilaa kaikki altruistiset tavoitteemme/periaatteemme...(ai mitkä tavoitteet?).

9:04 PM  
Blogger P.Nykanen said...

Niin kauan kuin Venäjällä saa julkaista poliittisia vitsejä, on toivoa.

6:24 AM  

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